12 Attending, 5 maybe attending, 2 not attending, 155 awaiting reply

You get invited to a party on facebook 2 weeks ahead of time.  No way your going to click anything for awhile.  only the loser who made the event and their close friends click attending immediatly.  If you know you have a definite conflict at the time of the party its fine to click maybe attending or not attending within a day or so.  but the real move-at least the only cool one I know-is to never reply at all.  am i gonna show up or no? probably yes—–definitely yes. but thats for me to know and for everyone else to think wow-he doesnt even care to click one button-what a badass.

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Hey vs. heyyyyyyy

Hey = You are not getting any tonight.  Time for a long and serious conversation. aka “We need to talk.

 

heyyyy = you’re in.

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I.C.B.C. (I Could Be Convinced)


Me and my brotha from another started a band last year called ICBC. This was one of our tracks. We fuse catchy pop tunes with dangerously inappropriate lyrics.

Three In the Morning (Tonight)

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Would You Rather

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The Most Interesting Man In The World Movie

Last summer I started writing a script based of the Dos Equis Commercials for The Most Interesting Man In The World. Below is a picture of one of the lines I wrote – its related to Shark week so I figured i’d share it.

Feel free to download 4 pages of the script I wrote and tell me what you think!

The Most Interesting Man in the World Script

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Jimmy Fallon King of Impressions

Jimmy Fallon does impressions for his SNL auditions.

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Pace and Dev

This isn’t actually that funny but one of best buds did a track with Dev! Really siked to see how this does. Take a listen.

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